Atomic Cockblocking and No G-A-M-E

The past week has been a blur of work, working out, and a little bit of socializing. It was capped off last nite when 2 friends of mine had their wedding reception…I’ll get to that story later.

Atomic Cockblock We all know what “cockblock” is…right. Yes, it is somewhat vulgar term to decribe when another male impedes your progress when trying to make contact with the opposite sex.

Well, I have a friend who is a legendary cockblocker, of Atomic proportions. What that means is, when this guy is in the room, vicinity of women and everyone is mingling, no male has a chance. He blocks everyone. Hence, Atomic Cockblock. (credit for word goes to Chris Heidrich)

No GAME
At Kathryn and Gracy’s wedding reception last nite, we dressed up in old wedding crap and all the guests were married in a mock ceremony. I ended up getting married to 3 young ladies. Deanna, Lena, and Kris. I was in heaven. After 1 of my wives divorced me (left for the evening), Lawrence gave me his wife.

As she left, I was left standing there looking like a dufus…not really knowing what todo. I should have asked her for your phone number or something. A few people kinda saw it happen…and my friend Lawrence said,

“You got no G A M E Dawg” (he spelled out game when he said it for emphasis) - and we all cracked up. It was the perfect comment for that moment. Of course, it was also funny through the rest of the evening…cuz, I do have no G A M E.