May 7th, 2004

Texas Surgeons Joke

Texas Surgeons

Three Texas surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed:

One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England!”

The next one said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in field events in the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said, “You guys are just amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was on drugs and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s president of the United States.”

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