Caffeine Suppositories: Doping

With every athlete this side of the Atlantic being accused of performance enhancing supplements, I am considering joining the fray. I read a book about an Irish cyclist who rode in the Tour in the late 80’s early 90s. He use caffeine suppositories and said they worked quite well.

I am thinking 1 might be helpful for my middle of the nite run for Hood To Coast. A massive caffiene kick - and hey, at least I am not using steroids?

Where can I pick these up?

Tags: Fitness and Health

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8 Responses to “Caffeine Suppositories: Doping”

migs | August 25th, 2005 at 9:47 am |

Call me. I get you hooked up in Portland.

hahah.

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Keith Morrison | August 25th, 2005 at 9:52 am |

They’re called coffee beans and you can usually pick them up at your local coffee shop.

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Sean | August 25th, 2005 at 10:44 am |

I want pure caffiene - how will the beans be soaked into my bloodstream? - if I use bean crustaceans etc will be left over…

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Keith | August 25th, 2005 at 11:50 am |

Your rectum will extract the vital essence from the beans and will discard the husks during the periodic evacuation procedures.

If that doesn’t sound good, you could try these:

http://www.rxlist.com/cgi/generic2/ergot.htm

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seth | August 25th, 2005 at 12:38 pm |

Do you REALLY want to do that? It’s been my experience with HTC that “evacuation” needs come fast and frequently.

I’d opt for a pinch of ground coffee packed inside your lower lip like a big old ‘chaw of tabaccy.

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LG | August 25th, 2005 at 5:00 pm |

All I got to say is : cant wait to hear the outcome. I do admire you putting this one out there.

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Mary | August 26th, 2005 at 6:25 am |

I like your suggestion, Seth.

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vj | August 28th, 2005 at 6:22 pm |

Hey Sean, you maniac. So, what did you end up doing and how did HTC go? I drove by the BnA house today and saw the van in front with the number and had to check in…

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